Only Horse People.

– believe in an 11th commandment: inside leg to outside rein.

– know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow.

– think nothing of eating a sandwich while mucking out a stall.

– know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to the end of it.

– are banned from Laundromats.

– fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy.

– can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse.

– will end relationships over their hobby.

– cluck to their cars to help them up hills.

– insure their horses for more than their cars.

– know (and care) more about their horse’s nutrition than their own.

– have no problem speaking of semen, abscesses and colic surgery at the dinner table.

– have a smaller wardrobe than their horse.

– engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job.

– know that a good ride is better than Zoloft any day.